{"id":171,"date":"2010-04-01T13:49:26","date_gmt":"2010-04-01T03:49:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidandkiyomi.com\/bloodandsoil\/?p=171"},"modified":"2018-04-22T13:50:09","modified_gmt":"2018-04-22T03:50:09","slug":"tommy-timbertoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.davidandkiyomi.com\/bloodandsoil\/2010\/04\/01\/tommy-timbertoes\/","title":{"rendered":"Tommy Timbertoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>NB: This was originally on the main site but for some reason now no longer displays so it\u2019s been imported to our blog.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Little Tommy Timbertoes amongst his other feats<br \/>\nOnce ate a box of dominoes, He thought that they were sweets.<br \/>\nThey gave him such a dreadful pain, the worst he\u2019d ever felt,<br \/>\nAnd where he felt the pain the most was where he wore his belt.<br \/>\nThe dominoes that Tommy ate were white with round black dots<br \/>\nAnd very soon the little chap came out all over in spots.<\/p>\n<p>They called the local doctor in and when he saw Tom shiver he said<br \/>\nHe thought the double six had settled on his liver.<br \/>\nThe poulticed him with poultices and filled him up with pills<br \/>\nAnd gave him draughts of nasty stuff like castor oil and squills.<br \/>\nAt last they called the specialist to put the matter right.<br \/>\nHe gave Tom more dominoes but black with spots of white.<\/p>\n<p>He said white spots would come on him exactly on the black<br \/>\nAnd this would cure poor Thomas of his terrible attack.<br \/>\nBut though they waited days and days for those white spots to show<br \/>\nThey did not show themselves at all and the black ones didn\u2019t go.<br \/>\nIn spite of all their efforts poor little Tommy died<br \/>\nBecause the draughts and dominoes were jumbled up inside<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NB: This was originally on the main site but for some reason now no longer displays so it\u2019s been imported to our blog. Little Tommy Timbertoes amongst his other feats Once ate a box of dominoes, He thought that they were sweets. They gave him such a dreadful pain, the worst he\u2019d ever felt, And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[82],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","tag-tommy-timbertoes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidandkiyomi.com\/bloodandsoil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidandkiyomi.com\/bloodandsoil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidandkiyomi.com\/bloodandsoil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidandkiyomi.com\/bloodandsoil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidandkiyomi.com\/bloodandsoil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidandkiyomi.com\/bloodandsoil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":172,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidandkiyomi.com\/bloodandsoil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions\/172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.davidandkiyomi.com\/bloodandsoil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidandkiyomi.com\/bloodandsoil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.davidandkiyomi.com\/bloodandsoil\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}